Mugs from DA.

These are the mugs i ordered from DA for Xmas but ended up getting only on my bday:

The Io mug:



The Roja mug:



And easily the funniest, the rubber girl mug, which has 2 sides:



These are all designed by Zach and can b purchased at his DA storefront. I highly recommend the rubber girl one. ^^

Holy shit i have to update the profile!

So like, i went to sleep at 11pm on the 29th, i was tired, and cold, needed a nap. and i woke up now which is 1:30 AM on the 30th, and pizzacat jumps out of a basket and wishes me a happy bday, i completely forgot!

Yes folks, I'm 28 today. I'll update this post later with whatever i get during the day. ^^

UPDATE:

well, i was gifted with a bunch of nice doodles, and they're all rather mature. ^^

• Jimmy and Zach did a collab and gave me a doodle of robin from One Piece bathing in a lake at the light of a full moon.

• Pizzacat did a doodle of Tof jumping out of a clothes basket and groping his character Proxy as she's about to take a bath.

• BittenHard did an amazing scene where Vanilla from the sonic series is exposing herself to an overwhelmed Tof and seems to b getting ready to show him a good time, Cream is in the back thinking about joining in as well.

I don't think i can post the pics here, unless i bother with work safe thumbs. Besides that, nothing much. However, the mugs i ordered arrived. But i'll make a new post to show them off. ^^

Mariokart is Fun

Tof has recently experienced the most joyous part of the more recent Mario kart games.

...Item rape. Isn't it great that computers need to cheat to beat us ultra-smart humans? It's things like these that make me question why people think robots would try to take over.

IT'S HANK TIEM

....Time to get serious.

Subliminal Coke

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Merry Xmas

On the behalf of the Mighty Panty Raiders, Merry Xmas everyone.

i Thought it'd b interesting if we all posted what we got, Jimmy prolly wont post that just yer cause he's away for the holidays, and Zach is prolly opening whatever he got right about now. I might b the only one who got anything though.

So let's see, i got:

• Chocolate (what the fucking hell?)
• A robe (pretty damn warm one.)
• A Rubik cube that is not a Rubik cube (a sort of games that use buttons. it fucking talks too)
• A scarf (I always say clothing isn't and never will b a present)
• A harddrive i asked my uncle to get me 2 days ago(my mom snatched it and gift wrapped it)

So yea, this was kinda bullshit. the last present was something i told my mom specifically not to buy, and of course, she bought it.


Yea, I'm now the owner of a Wii. i feel fucked, cause now imma need to buy games for it, and maybe another Wiimote, etc... I hate how everything costs money...

Right now, i only have WiiSports, which I'm already dead tired of. I may buy 1 game for my bday, and then just let this sit in a corner.

December Blues.

I admit, I've been losing the habit of posting on here. kinda messed up between work and trying to have a life.

I guess I'll do a lil Webcomic review

• VGcats made a new super effective comic, Pokemon would b a lot more fun if it included aspects that the GTA games have, u know? i mean, why stop at collecting lil critters? let's steal a car, beat up people and get laid!

• F@nboy$ has their Xmas comic up. It's not hilarious, but kinda funny all the same. Although that comic really made me realize that the realistic look the artist was going for is pretty much gone by now and it's back to a goofy cartoony look, which looks nicer IMO.

• Menage a 3 started a new arc where Zii is trying to help Garry get laid, and somehow now Garry's unconscious in bed while Zii and Didi taking his clothes off so he can sleep comfortably. It's pretty funny as usual and i can't wait to see what will happen in the next strips.

That's it for comics really. as for myself, stressing times, my sis is gonna have an operation soon, her BF is being emo cause she made a friend online, he just dumped her as I'm typing this, and i so don't need all this fucking drama.

There's an issue at work where we're not getting vacation over the holidays, and there's a mutiny rising.

Instantz seems to have quit releasing fansubs of one piece, I've had to watch it on youtube for the past month. If anyone knows a fansub group that is doing the lastests episodes of one piece, hook me up.

Also, Does anyone know the source of this movie? I know jimmy linked me to that site once, but i have no idea where it was. it seems to b an Hentai game, but i have no idea where to get it.

Races of ShinDig! : Angels

Angels are very similar to demons, and yet also very different. This is perhaps due to their efforts to build bridges with other races and in effect expand their own horizons, something most demons couldn't care less about.

Physically, angels are nearly the same as demons, with a few key differences. Angels possess the same primary body color and grey limbs most demons have, but this is a constant for all angels. They're very pale other than the limbs, and the feet end in pointed toes that seem to serve no important purpose. Male angels always grow wings as they grow older; females have no wings at all.

Angels don't have the same longevity or physical power that demons possess, but the difference is negligable. This may be due to their desire to branch out and better themselves, as opposed to the demons' naturally battle-hardened lifestyle. Still, angels far outclass demons in terms of ability to learn easily and spiritual power. Supposedly, the "halo" most angels adorn themselves with is said to increase these abilities, though other races are quick to say that it's simply a piece of jewelry.

The angels possess a glorified police force founded by the leader of the angels himself, and most male angels turn their sights toward this cause, which essentially makes them the most powerful military force in the world. This "Angel Armada" carries the latest in gremlin-developed technologies...supposedly. But more on this later.

Oh shi-!

Just a lil warning, today for some reason my windows choked (that's a new one for me) and i had to reinstall, if u tried to access either the oekaki or wiki, u may have noticed it was down almost all day.

however, I fixed both of them, in a weird cheap lazy way i decided to experiment with which didn't made either lose anything. But keep an eye out for anything weird or any errors, I'm not 100% it's all good.

If you notice a problem with either, please reply to this post, thanks.

Go doodle something nice!

Nothing to post about, really really busy week as things close in on Christmas, but i had a fun theme idea for the Oekaki:

What do you turn into on the night of a full moon? (werewolves not allowed)

Drop by the Oekaki and b original!

However on a sidenote, Whenever doodling on the Oekaki, b sure to printscreen before submitting, my UPS has been acting up and the Oekaki may go down while i'm at work.

Note to self: Look into "turtoasters", turtles combined with toasters. they would live in kitchens and slowly edge over to bring us fresh toasts...

What if i had a game?

If i had a game, it would most likely b a platformer. why? they're easy to sprite for, u can make a simple story for them, and u're all set.

With that in mind, and out of mutual boredom, i pocked Zach to doodle concept art of what my character would look like as a platformer hero.

This was originally intended to become sprites to b used for a game engine a friend was developing, however, as i predicted he gave up on it (what i didn't predict was that it's because he accidentally deleted the project while formatting and reinstalling his computer).

I considered making a Super Mario World hack, but 2 problems with that: the tools are really hard to use (as all hack/modding programs, seriously, put some work into those u damn halfassed programmers), and the sprite size and palette are really limiting. I know it's old school, but honestly, Mario has only 3 frames in his walk or run animation 1 of them being his stand frame.

the original sprite for his run never looked right to me, I'd never b able to pull out something I'd settle with. Just doing the run animation drove me crazy, and on top of that, i was pretty sure i wasn't gonna b patient enough to put up with the previously mentioned tools to figure them out and insert sprites into a ROM.

Librarian are the Shiznacks.

Let me get this straight: I do not watch too much television, but once in a while I might flip through some of the other channels and get something nice to watch. Normally I avoid the Turner Network Television TNT because there is nothing really good on that network, but one day I happened to stumble upon a cheesy ass movie called The Librarian. Now the first thing that popped into my head was Indian Jone Clone, but upon watching it, I fell for the quirkiness the show brings. To sum it up real quick for those who do not know the movie series, the main character Flynn (Noah Wyle) becomes the Librarian whose job is to protect and seek rare magical artifacts. The story is pretty much standard fare: Guy meets girl, bad guys, some kind of doom, resolution, kissing scene. Standard but good fun watching.

I had missed the airing of the second movie, but I got it on DVD. It was not as good as the first one, but most things are not better than the sequel. Then upon random chance when Liz's cat Mr. Pickles stepped on the remote it changed to TNT and long behold an ad for the third one was shown! All I can tell without going online is that Noah Wyle, Bob Newhart, and Jane Curtin reprises their roles. I'm not going to read about the story because, well it's a silly fictional world with movie twisted logic...but in the end that is what makes it entertainment.

http://www.tnt.tv/movies/librarian/

Gloating is fun.

I took that gay quiz that k-tof took, and I actually am less gay. Imagine that!


Gay-Test.com - Gay Test


Also from that test I found the Quiz Impossible and missed one question during my first trial. It's pretty difficult in that it requires some thinking skills.


Impossible-Quiz.com - The Impossible Quiz

I am all that is man!

Or at least 79% of me is.

A lot of people thought i'd score a lot higher than that, and i scored less than them.

Lil quick mentions of webcomics worthwhile this week:

• F@nboy$ produced a simple yet funny comic mixing team fortress 2 with left 4 dead.
• Penny arcade, which i rarely mention, somehow made a decent comic about the new Prince of Persia i guess. "Fertile" really is a odd word to overuse in any videogame, even a hentai one...
• Menage a 3 can, do, no, wrong. I know, i praise that comic way too much, but it totally deserves it. almost every new comic is funny and the character development is actually good.

Other webcomics like McNinja and NerfNow arent being especially intresting this week.

San: Three kingdoms comic is a comic i rarely mention to anyone because it's most funny to Dynasty warriors fans such as jimmy and myself. it has long hiatus, and is crudely drawn, but i find it really funny. it started updating again though, producing a few funny comics in a row:

• Distrust - Kongming (aka Zhuge Liang) for some reason, both in the games and in the novel never trusted Wei Yan, this comic gives a way more valid reason for that distrust.
• We are even - U know what, i don't even know what that's all about, but it's so god damn funny! Ok, actually it's not in the games or novel, but in the comic itself. Last time those 2 met, Kongming ruined Huang Zhong business by giving a bad credit card.

lol Solar Flare

Leave it up to the guy with three eyes to come up with a technique that blinds other people temporarily. In the very least, Tien was sort of handy to have around, unlike say, YAMCHA. But seriously, it's real fun trying to find the biggest weirdo to slap this face on. I doubt anything'll top ole Jaood, though. XD

Street Fighter : Dumber Hyper Turbo 4

Every once and a while I take a seat back and think that Capcom has brought us some pretty neat excellent fun games: Ghosts 'n' Goblins, Strider, Alien vs Predator, Darkstalkers, Rival Schools, Megaman 2, Onimusha, Phoenix Wright, and a bunch of others. Then I think, maybe I'm always so harsh on them because they make so many games, until I realize one thing: Capcom loves to sequel shit, and when they are not making a sequel things are porting it. And once they port the updated version they bring it back to the old system as a new game. Where was I? Oh yes, sequels and Capcom.

Let me present to you Capcom's latest brain storming money maker: Street Fighter Online: Mouse Generation

Some of you probably misread it, or perhaps I did not make myself clear, so I will repeat in bold:
Street Fighter Online: Mouse Generation

source: http://www.4gamer.net/games/046/G004606/20080212004/

If you are not aware by the title, the game will be online and controlled by the mouse. I know what you're thinking:

"How is that even possible Jimmy, a fighting game controlled by a mouse !?!"

Well I'll tell you how, when you call in the next 5 minutes, not only will I throw in the game, but I'll also give you shitty controls absolutely free! But WAIT. If you are the next 100 callers I will throw that in, plus an aweful customizer as well! That's a value of $19,234,819,048.00! However, instead of paying that amount I'm going to give it to you for a steal of a deal. Your sanity! ACT NOW.

"Woodman Is Incredible"

Click pic to see the video

Honestly, that's putting it mildly, he's fucking awesome! I know a lot of you people might have seen this before, but damn this is pretty awesome, both the concept, animation and voice acting. It's pretty well done and deserves to b mentioned just for that alone. The fact that's it's freaking funny only adds to it!

Overclocked Soundtrack

Okay, I hate double-posting so early, but I recently found out that some of the guys at OC Remix, a site I've frequented for years that has created works that make up pretty much all of my music folder, made the soundtrack for Capcom's millionth Street Fighter 2 remake.

Sure, it more or less means Capcom got out of putting any work into something AGAIN, but I just thought it was neat they let fans come in and be a part of it. That's really who the game is supposed to be for, right?

Tephra's Hair

So Tof asked me to mess around with Tephra's hair a bit. So I did, mostly just sticking more rings on her. I also come across as a total weeaboo because I use the term "mushi"...I should've wrote "ai no mushi". XD

Super Obama World.

Not super cool, but pixels still have a weird attraction to me. it's a pretty well done Super Mario World clone starring Obama.

superobamaworld

On a personal note, this week was starting ok, but for some weird reason at 6pm my mom decided to not pick me up at work and left me waiting in bellow freezing point (negative Celsius temperature) for 50 mins. I called her 3 times in 10 mins intervals and each time she said she'd "b right there". understand that the driving distance is only 10 mins so it really didn't make any sense.

Although i barely didn't catch a cold (still not quite sure i haven't), I've slept really poorly because I've been having stomach and intestinal pains all night. I think I'll take the morning off, i don't feel up to go work today...

This week's webcomic review is short.

Because this week, none other could top Menage a 3....

This, is, the, shit.

It's win, it really needs no more comments.

The King of Fighters

Hi folks, your friendly neighborhood Tentacle Bard here.
First, I bring you some of the sexiest sprites known to humankind, KoF12. Oh man look at those frames, I'm getting horny just looking at it.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/277979.html

Not shown are the following characters:
It's a real shame no Shiranui is present. Real bouncing ninja boobies will just have to wait.



For those of you who are going to bitch and whine about the game breaking continuity (It's a fighting game for goodness sake and it was already broken since KoF 94) there is: KoF 2002 Unlimited Match with its dumb Ash story arc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv1Q7fwu978



UPDATE!I've noticed that the art is much better now since Hiroaki is doing it. You might recognize his art from KoF EX2, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, or Fatal Fury: Wild Ambition. While he's not Shinkiro, I do prefer his art over Nona or Falcoon any time and any day. Especially Falcoon, his ass should be fired by now.


And here is the new Kyo clone, unimaginatively named "Nameless". Seriously? Nameless? You could have called him Ultra Gay Lite Kyo or something. Well, it could be something really bad like Magaki Junior or even worst an Ash clone, but I will just call him Crappy 4.0.

My country needs to be ashamed...

The funny thing is, that never occurred to me until now.

In the behalf of my country, i apologize to all gamers around the world for the fact that we're responsible for Brazil's existence.

SquareEnix Hatin'

We all love squareenix and I, Jimmy, bring to you an exclusive interview with President Yoichi Wada of SquareEnix. Good times. Good times. Speaking of which, Chrono Trigger came out on the DS, and if you young whippersnappers want to see what Square used to be like, check it out.


I touch K-ToF when everyone is looking...

AWESOME~!

A bunch of u may have noticed, but i'll mention anyway that egoraptor made a new "awesome" flash movie, check it out, i laughed my ass off at the mindlessness. Clicky the pic to see it.

Also, don't forget to find the easter egg. ^^

Also yes, I'm stealing the posting style layout jimmy used, it just looks nicer this way. Been trying to squeeze in too much in small posts, need to use more space for a cleaner feel.


I touch myself when no one's looking...

Prince of Persia

Now some of you may not like the Prince of Persia series, but Ubisoft did a damn fine job at creating a flash intro for the new Prince of Persia game. Normally people just skip the intro shit, but this is worth watching. WATCH IT.

http://prince-of-persia.us.ubi.com/intro/

Please post your thoughts, critiques, and comments about the intro.




It's Lord of the Ring-ish...

Coraline

For those of you who do not know me, I'm a huge fan of traditional animation. While the new 3d CG ones from Pixar, Dreamworks Animation (Kung Fu Panda), and Walt Disney Animation Studios (Bolt) are fun to watch, there's something inherently more compelling about traditional works such as hand 2d animation and stop motion. I personally think that because of time constraints on drawing and stop motion it gives writers more time to flesh out and make the story that much better, but that is not always the case (just pick any pokemon movie).

I'm excited as I recently found out that Henry Selick (the director of Nightmare before Christmas and James and The Giant Peach) is finally bringing us a new stop motion film, Coraline (that's right Coraline, not Caroline). I have been anticipating for this one for a VERY long time, ever since it's announcement years ago. None of you probably read the book by Neil Gaiman that it is based on so you can check that out as well. Currently it is schedule to release on February 6, 2009.

http://coraline.com/




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Cat Tats.

Quite a few of you guys should b familiar with Noise, a jap artist that has a whole site full with his Felicia doodles, he seems to have grown bored of her for the past few years so he rarely updates anymore.

Out of randomness, i checked the site, and damn, he drew a huge wallpaper sized Felicia pic, and his art/coloring seems to have improved too, i guess he's been involved in some doujins lately.

Click the pic for the fullsized thing, i cropped it cause even though technically it's save for work, it's still pretty hot for it.

Another site i haven't been checking as much is Yu-Gi-Oh abridged, their updates have been slow as well, but seems they made episode 31 and a lil music video. didn't care much for the music video, but episode 31 was ok.

Weekly webcomic review.

Instead of kinda spamming lil posts about webcomics during the week, i decided to just do it during the weekend.

Kinda surprised Awkward Zombie didn't update, but i read on the site Katie's doing college applications or something, so i kinda hope it works out for her.

F@nboy$ did 2 comics since i last checked it, the first is really awesome, i really makes u wanna shout out "WOO!", the 2nd comic was kinda ok, but, maybe too long, i know there's no dialogue, but it feels damn long setup for such a simple joke, i did like the reference to that creepy moon, but i didn't like how it looks in the comic, not creepy enough.

I rarely mention Penny Arcade, cause a lot of the time the comic seems more like inside jokes that u have to read a long boring comment to understand, but the simplest ones are kinda cool, i think this one here is worth looking at.

I haven't mentioned DrMcNinja in a while cause i couldn't see where the story was going and there really wasn't much to comment about, but it's finally been explained that the Doc and Gordito were helping Marty getting rid of the Robster by trying to make him think Marty had crazy mind powers, that much most of us could had guessed it. then the Robster gives Marty an ultimatum, and we're given given insight on how Marty has been misunderstood and basically poorly treated his whole life. I like that he thinks of Gordito just for that simple comment on his commercial. It was sort of expected that Marty would snap, but is it me or is Marty a lil bigger than he normally would b? I do like that the artist didn't do the Hulk bullshit that the tiny pants turn into shorts, there never was logic behind that. Although I'm not too crazy about the idea of a dangling giant purple dong, it still makes sense. The rampaging Marty makes me wonder if it was really worth putting up this charade to begin with, but I'm gonna assume he went "super saiyan"ogre style because his friends were in danger. Really is hard to predict anything in this comic, looking forward to what happens next.

VGcats updated the super effective subsection with 2 comics, but one's really just an intro panel to the later comic, which i liked, all this "i believe in you" shit ALWAYS makes me think of Pokemon and is so cheesy. i just like when someone makes fun of it.

Ok so i totally didn't see this coming from menage a 3, even though there's a heavy sexual theme to the comic, that's like something i'd do, er... i mean... someone i know would do that! (nice save) Zii seems more and more like a guy, and frighteningly, like ToF would b as a girl. Gay guys can get away with anything, i mean, seriously, that's the lesson there. That and Harry Potter porn sounds pretty funny.

The new NerfNow arc doesn't look like it'll b about TF2 afterall, either that or a crossover, not sure I'm interested so meh.

Now presenting: a new feature.

Worked my ass off to get this working:

So drop by the Oekaki and doodle something nice. ^^

The links section to the left was reworked, simplified and organized by member.

Also in the news, it seems there it may b possible Zach gets internet back at his house on Tuesday. I really don't want to get my hopes up on this, but this could be the best news i had all year.

You say no, but your TV says yes!

Innocent wife

This is so likely to happen to a lot of us.

She wants it from behind.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/288112.html


No words can describe my shock.

Hip hip, cheers ol chap.

All 3 of us have the pic, and none remembered to post it.


All 3 of use as snobby brits, it's pretty spiffy. Zach doodled that like a week ago while we were toying with profile ideas.

Haven't been able to follow webcomics as much as i used to, checked Menage a 3 today, won't comment on all the comics, but i kinda liked this one in particular. It seems quite strange that those who's nights started out really bad/depressing ended up well and happy, and the whore who had a wild night seemed to feel empty and bummed.

Morning after, not much to say there except that i totally saw coming that Zii doesn't have a job. Nice peps seem to have trouble getting jobs somehow.

NerfNow did a dead space comic i think, i never played it, and neither did a lot of the people that visit the site, so it wasn't very well received. So Jo started a new TF2 arc with the pyro, sniper gal, and a shitload of useless extra snipers and 1 spy AS an enemy sniper. Games like that never end well, if a team has more than 2 snipers, it's doing it wrong, it's gonna b impossible for the pyro to do anything, i am curious how this will turn out.

Oh! and hey, VGcats updated! Truth b said, that's kinda dark, but i still found it funny.

Viewtiful Joe Get!

Well, with all the notable Capcom and crossover hate here lately, I feel sorta weird bringing this up, but I'm SUPER STOKED to see Joe finally appear in a traditional fighting game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35X1NR2SbDM

The really sad thing is this is one of those games(I'd totally buy it just for Joe. Dead serious) that'll never see the light of day in the states because it's so damn obscure. Truth be told, I think if they said all the Tatsunoko characters were from G-Force, people'd buy it cause they all look the damn same.

On a side note, I think the Team Rocket Devil Lady has the same voice actress as Mihoshi and Lady Like.

Still on the subject of crossovers

Now, i got a couple of responses on the previous rant, as i wanna clear up i don't hate ALL crossovers, one of my fav game series, The King of Fighters, is in fact, a cross over between Art of fighting, Fatal Fury, Ikari Warriors and Psycho Soldiers among others such as misc sports games by SNK.

But the thing is, it's plausible. although dates had to b slightly adjusted (Jimmy tells me Art of fighting takes place some years before Fatal Fury), all the characters exist in the same world and timeline, and all have fighting capabilities. their power levels are also similar. Also, all the characters are in character, which rarely happens in crossovers.

Another notable crossover is Smash Bros, only because it didn't try to go with a bullshit story, it was rather clever. When u play the N64 version of the game, the characters as presented as toys that a kid is playing around with, and the battles supposedly take place in his imagination. Rather than to make up a story that involves character than have nothing in common, they just said it's was all in a kid's mind. quite brilliant really. This was later on replaced in the series with trophies and some weird story, but it's fair to assume it's still all happens in a child's imagination. (i haven't played brawl, so if it doesn't, they're fucked it up, but it would explain why sonic got in it)

So what make a bad crossover bad u say? well, the best best to explain is to critique one, a really stupid one, and there's recent game that fits this description PERFECTLY. I'm obviously talking about the steaming pile of shit that is: Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe.

When this game was announced, people actually screeched, literally. Everything with this game is wrong. but let's see why:

• This game involves 2 universes that have not a goddamn thing in common, DC itself is like various universes that aren't always comparable to each other.

• The power levels of characters is absurdly different. Superman should easily pwn anyone in that game, however, even simple punches can harm a guy who u could through a tank at and it wouldn't even mess up his hair. How would, like, Sonya blade, a regular human, defeat superman? fuck you game.
  

• They actually tried to make a story. there really isn't much to say about that, however, I'm confused by 1 thing, MK has humans from earth in it, so why are they fighting for outworld? shouldn't they join the DC cast? IF there is an alternate earth where the humans from the MK cast come from, why would the outworld guys join them? whatever bullshit they came up with, it's fail.

• As I've been pointed out, a lot of the superheroes don't kill. And this is a fucking mortal kombat game, so being in character is gone out the window.

This game made ALL the things that make a crossover shitty. but that aside, i wanna bash it some more, because it's not even a good game, i mean if u look at a couple of videos, u may think that the joker is actually pretty cool and make the game worth it just by himself.

But then u see shit like this video, and u see 2 things game designers are totally doing wrong these days.

• Give a game with cartoon physics a realistic look. i mean, make up ur fucking mind, things have to match, that's what TF2 showed the industry and no one fucking learned from it. Either make it look cartoony and give it toon physics, or make it realistic and give it realistic physics, or half toony looks and physics, don't just do the fucking complete oposite! u'll only make the characters look like ragdolls!
  

• The physics in MK are HORRID, after like, what? 10 years? the mid air kicks still look like the character is sitting on a chair, this made sense back in the 2d game cause that's WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DID! but all punches and kicks are incredibly badly performed and have no weight behind them, Sonya's kicking upwards move is like a fucking joke, seriously looks like something someone would make in poser on his first try, all the moves in this entire game look and feel like SHIT! there is no effort at all to make this game look decent. it's like picking up dolls and wiggling them around in the air.

Has u might have noticed from the previous video, Catwoman ripped out part of Sonya's top, and that all the females in the game have a huge rack. i guess their marketing strategy is hormones.

Also, These 2 idiots should never be allowed to work in the gaming industry ever again, they pretty much made the game suck intentionally. they gave this game the incredibly shitty feel MK games always had.

I still would like to try this game just cause of the Joker.

"Crossover: the game"

Much like i call Shadow of the colossus as "Boss battle: the game" because that seems the main concept behind it, Cross Edge would easily b called "Crossover: the game" and that might b what Cross in the title stands for.

Why? well (duh), because that seems to the main concept behind it. i mean look at the series this game will get characters from:

• Atelier Marie characters
• Mana-Khemia 2 characters
• Darkstalkers characters
• Disgaea characters
• Ar Tonelico characters
• Spectral Souls characters
• Blazing Souls characters

I don't even know half of those, but the developers are: Capcom, Nippon Ichi, Namco Bandai, Gust, And Idea Factory

I've never seen such a thing, so many companies and series mixed up together. I'm surprised they didn't get Sammy's Guilty Gear characters in there as well, or maybe they asked and Sammy was wise enough to say "fuck off".

I think everyone knows my feelings about crossovers, they blow ass. The sheer concept is offensive to me, talking 2 different worlds and mixing them together isn't fun or interesting, it's destroying both of them!

Capcom Always loved doing this, mixing shit like the blandest main character ever (Ryu) with people like fucking Apocalypse from X-men, what happens? huge festering amount of bullshit! for the sake of gameplay, characters that should stand no chance against another one (like say, megaman VS magneto, magneto would literally tear megaman apart.) the "lore", so to speak, is shot out of the window and we get to see stuff that makes no fucking sense!

Like the video Jimmy pointed out. videogame logic is fucked up as it is, sometimes it's hard for it to make sense in it's own universe. When u mix several together, fuck it!

When all of the X-men in their universe have trouble dealing with magneto but u can throw in a sumo wrestler and he can beat the crap out of magneto, u know your doing something stupid and wrong!

The reason i hate my job: the diagram.

I've decided to explain the circus that my job has been:

For the first month i was stuck in spot 1, which isn't an actual spot intended to have people in because EVERYONE bumped into me seeing as the bathroom is in the top right.

After the first month, edged crap over to move my lappy to spot 2, barely any better, and was awkward with leg room, but still, a lil better. Everyone and their gramma can see my screen though and that makes me uncomfortable even when I'm working.

Early this month the guy in spot 3 left, and i immediately asked to move there, i was finally a bit happier since while not having anything to do, i could at least not catch cold wind from the back and had much less people looking at my screen, made me a lot more comfortable.

A few days later they assigned the guy to teach me how to code. so i moved to spot 4 which is a fantastic spot and best location for the guy to teach me.

Then, this week, it all went to hell again.

The guy in workstation at spot 5 wasn't using his computer, so i got his, but instead of taking his computer and setting it up on my location (like there was on there originally), boss moved me ACROSS the guy that was supposed to help me. that's a terrible location as i found out yesterday. and note I'm the only one still using a fucked up blue chair that hurts ur ass and thighs, but that location forced me to work with my body facing to the right, cause of the leg room, but the torso facing the left, cause that's where the monitor is and it has to b there so i can turn it around to the guy that's teaching me so he can debug my stuff, which has been hard as fuck anyways.

After the whole morning in that awkward position, i put myself against the wall and used a broken chair to support my legs, thus part my weight making it less painful (all the other blue chairs are broken and we use them for foot support since we work on those very high chairs). I couldn't lead back on the chair at all cause it'd either break or fall back.

So I'm finally working somewhat comfortable while completely isolated. boss walks in, doesn't want me to have my legs on the chair, sucked, but fair enough. He later walks in and asks how's the coding. seeing as it's my first day coding, and people are just telling me to look for code and copy paste it around (and i have no idea where to get such code), and I'm getting fuckloads of errors even the veterans can't help me fix, i replied "bad" with an intended "DUH!" tone to it, i mean the first day with little help, what did he expect? he seemed to not like the reply, but at this point i was seriously depressed and really fighting back the urge to cry.

Yes, i was that depressed and uncomfortable.

A bit later he walks in again and doesn't want me to lean against the wall, and that just ticked me off, i mean, why did he move me from spot 4 then? the guy in spot 5 before me was working "ok" cause he wasn't sitting directly in front of it, he was sitting between spot 5 and 6 on his lappy.

There's no minimally comfortable way to work that way. Before i left work boss tells me tomorrow i move to spot 6 and that he wanted me more awake. that just stabbed me, i finally start to work and make an effort, a shitload of stuff depressed me a lot, but awake i have been. that fucker confuses depression with being sleepy. i barely managed to reply "ok..." and left.

I took the morning off today cause my intestines are bothering me a lil. But i feel as I'm on the end of my rope, these people are making a ERP all on M$ crap, they fuck up each others modules all the time, it's unstable and months of work barely produce anything, the language is unnecessary hard as hell, takes easily way too long to compile even on dual core computers and no one really works well with it. let alone me having to learn with little to no help. i think about quitting every single day.

I don't see this company going very far to b honest.

"Sorry!" - Capcom

Next to Square Enix Holdings Final Fantasy Is Our Only Game Co. LTD, Capcom is well known for whoring out their franchise. Come on Capcom! How many times must we endure seeing Ryu's gay sexual frustration with the entire male cast of Street Fighter? Even Dr. Wiley is tired of this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc

Work sucks again.

I was moved spot again at work today, I'm being watched again... god fucking dammit...

Races of ShinDig! : Demons

TIME FOR BABBLING.

In the world of ShinDig!, demons are the least civilized race. Most gremlins say that demons are "just barely not beasts", since they tend to live out in the open and often engage in fights for dominancy over one another. They exist without technology, usually(some demons have decided to live lives more akin to goblins or gremlins by adapting to their culture).

Demons are solitary and nomadic by nature, never staying in one place for long, usually. They are a warrior race, with astounding combat ability that would theoretically allow them to dominate the world, if they were so inclined to do so. It's normal for demons to engage in friendly sparring matches with eachother. Some of the other races look down on them for this barbaric activity.

Physically, demons are bright in color and have horns. They also boast being the most physically diverse race, as, aside from horns and bright skin color, demons have a large pool of physical traits that varies with each one. Some have gills, wings, or tails, and some do not. Some have multiple limbs or extra fingers. To top it off, demons have startling longevity, and can live upwards of 1000 years.

Demons, though unintelligent, typically possess latent psychic abilities or powers that can only be described as "magic", for lack of a proper scientific term for the phenomena. Demons are born grey, until their abilities set in. Their bright coloring typically coresponds to their abilities, and the strength of those abilities can generally be gauged by the size of their horns.

Being solitary creatures, demons don't really develop lasting relationships, and have a somewhat strict period for mating that differs from demon to demon. To ensure the future of their race, when female demons feel the time is upon them(which is supposedly proportionate to their lifetime), they ritualistically head to particular areas, usually where they were born themselves, and form small gatherings. After this time is over, demons settle back into their primitive lives.

Of the civilized races in ShinDig!, demons are the least civilized and intelligent, but the most powerful in terms of physical ability. Some demons do transcend this paradigm, though, and work alongside gremlins, goblins, and whatnot in more socially acceptable(by gremlin standards) jobs.

That's all I got for now. If anything comes to me later on that I might've forgotten(and I probably did), I'll try to add it in later.