Atari Girls

From Top Left clockwise: 2600 Lass, 5200 Missy, 7800 Vixen, Jaguar Girl

The Atari Gals:

The Atari Gals are actually seasonal based: spring, summer, fall, and winter. They also all wear very similar colored clothes and they all have red hair and some kind of headband. They are not related in blood and have relations closer to that of a girl band, and as such they are bound to have drama.

2600 Lass:
Like spring, a lot of people are fond of 2600 Lass. She is considered the nicest one of the 4 girls, and is highly praised by the older aged fans as being the girl who brought them the most clean fun enjoyment.

5200 Missy:
Like summer, she's a hot tempered gal and does not get along with the Atari Gals well. While she is outwardly pretty, 5200 started off not liking any of 2600 Lass and wanted nothing to do with her or the other girls, but later in life through some help she was more acceptable or at least tolerant of the others. She is known to dislike ColecoVision and Intellivision as well.

7800 Vixen
Cool like the Fall, 7800 Vixen was everything 5200 Missy was suppose to be. However, for reasons beyond her control she was not well received as the 2600, but fared better than 5200. Using a technique she dubbed MARIA, she is able to shuffle around large pixels better than the other 8-bit girls.

Jaguar
Winter is a harsh season and marks the end of things. Of the Atari Gals, she was the loudest. She claimed to be the first 64-bit girl, the most buttons, and is mathematically intelligent. She tends to yell at others to "Do the Math!". However, when the Plastation 1 Lady came flaunting her body, it only damaged Jaguar's ego into depression. While lurking around in the slumps many homebrewers welcomed her, since then she has formed a good size fan group who likes helping her along.

Welcome the Return of the Console Gals

Summary:
The Console Gals (formally the Console Girls) are human renditions of video game consoles. Each console gal was created by Mister Pickles (vnartist). I prefer to not attach the -tan suffix, but it can be opted if you prefer to call them that instead.

Conception:
The Console Gals borrows its idea heavily from the OS-tans. It was nice seeing a horrid system like Windows get some neat characters, and I had thought that since the OS were able to get some personas why not the video game consoles? So in 2004 Mister Pickles (proof link) created the Console Girls Warehouse where it did not reach much fanfare due to poor marketing. Since the tan suffix implied younger girls I opted for Gals instead as to include the more older age range ladies. Also while a few girls will look like their systems (e.g. NES Girl) most of them are influenced by their designs mainly because a lot of consoles are pretty boring looking.

Return:
The Console Gals are back, but this time I am going to spread them around. For the few of you who are familiar with the old Console Girls some characters have received huge overhauls, while others remained pretty much the same. Also included in the return are systems that were not included in the original debut.

Which Consoles:
The following consoles are done sorted by groups:
Atari: 2600, 5200, 7800, Jaguar
Nintendo: NES, SNES, 64, Gamecube, Wii
Sega: Master System, Genesis, Saturn, Dreamcast
Neo Geo: AES
Sony: PS1, PS2, PS3
NEC: TurboGrafx-16, PC-FX
Other: 3Do
Microsoft: Xbox, Xbox360

The following are still under consideration
Coleco: ColecoVision
Mattel: Intellivision
Vaporconsole: Indreama, Phantom, Atari Jaguar Duo, Sega Naptune
Other: XaviXport

The following will never be up for consideration
Computers (It is not a console), Handheld Game Consoles (They deserve a different creator)

I'm sorry! ok?

Yes, I've been messing with the blog's logo, and yes, it kinda sucks. was trying out stuff and got caught in lazyness and internship crap. etc.

Anyway, was a lil bored today and had a couple of minutes:

My new L4D spray

Possibly Zach's new L4D spray

Retro, ain't it?

Races of ShinDig!: Gremlins

When it comes to brains over brawn, the Gremlins are at the forefront of the field. Although mostly physically useless, Gremlins are very capable problem solvers, and think amazingly quickly. Their level of technology is nearly unrivaled, with only the Goblins coming remotely close. It is a fact they're... actually very upset about.

Gremlins live in highly developed cities, as opposed to living off the land as Demons do. They enjoy very organized society, and have the aeronautic market monopolized. Typically, Gremlins are very, very intelligent, able to analyze and deduce their way through nearly any problem in record time. This is offset by how frail they tend to be, though their weapons research helps them contribute to conflicts if need be.

Of particular note is how hateful Gremlins are, especially towards Goblins. Gremlins prided themselves on their superior technology, due to their inability to naturally match the raw physical strength of Demons or Angels. However, they're slowly being overtaken by the somewhat less intelligent Goblins, who manage to produce similar, almost as effective technology at a much more appealing price point. The Gremlins are almost forced to rely on their specialization in aeronautics to get by. It is their one last trump card.

Pain in the ass

So let's get to the bottom of this. XD

I recently had a pimple on my right gluteus which transformed into a very large and painful abscess. That's pretty much where the body blocks off an infection or foreign object from entering the rest of the body. Because of this thing I could not walk, sit, or sleep, but people kept on not taking me seriously. My physician and the surgeon could not believe the pain I must have been in.

I went into the doctors yesterday and they said that I needed to go into surgery to cut it and drain it out. Not only that my Tetanus shot updated.

At first the doctor stuck her finger in my rectum to determine if it was not a worst case. It was a strange and . . . unexpected feeling at most. So they cut and drain the thing and find that the thing was about 10-15 mm deep. I thanked the doctor with the a joke that was only appropriate at the time "Thanks doc, that was a pain in the ass." She laughs and patched me up and prescribed me pain meds. yay. I'll be out for a 2-3 days.

This is just a post in case anyone cares.

My most horrid nightmare given form

No words can express the horror...

All that i held sacred has been crushed and destroyed... a King of Figthers movie... My soul is bleeding...

The horror...

Blooper Vinny's Chateau De Style

Been a while since anybody mentioned anything about the Daisy game. A while ago, I got this idea featuring a rather racist(but admittedly awesome) depiction of Jimmy's character as a pimping clothing store salesman. Basically, he'd function like the shopkeeper in SotN, and you could throw some cash at him in exchange for goodies...Which is pretty self-explanatory, I guess.

Lack of updates: why?

Well, i dun wanna people to think we quit updating, but it's simply that everyone's been busy.

Jimmy's still working on his secret project. Zach and me are addicted to the latest squeenix thing:



Don't get me wrong, am not a final fantasy fan or a RPG fan, but this is barely either. This is more like a platformer where your character gets new crap along the way.

Both Zach and me beat the game already (i did it in 2 days, new record on a FF game), but it's still somewhat amusing. Although, if u plan to get this game to play online, forget it. It's incredibly laggy for everyone except for the host.

Nintendo kinda failed on the online play for this one.