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Saturday, October 18, 2008

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KONAMI???

YOU SONS OF BITCHES WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ERIC!!!

from the game's site here.

This is a travesty! they're stabbing directly into my fucking soul! NONE OF THE CHARACTERS LOOK AS THEY SHOULD!!!

But that's not even the worse part, they don't look the right age, height, ethnic race, hair and eye color, what the fucking hell Konami?

It's like they're just completely new character with the names of the Castlevania ones I've come to love and cherish! No fucking wonder Dracula asks what is a man, CAUSE IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER WHAT ACTUALLY IS A MAN IN THAT CAST!

I hope to GOD no other characters i like end up in this cast! just fill the slots with those unknown fags, like Aeon, who the fuck is Aeon? why does Dracula have a giant testicle behind his head? What the fuck happened to death? he looks like justice's deformed son! before i saw the name i thought eric was a girl! i'm rooting for Soma Cruz to b in this so they can fag him up badly!

THE ONLY DECENT DESIGN IN THERE IS FUCKING GOLEM! GOLEM FOR PITY SAKE!!!

Only 1 hot girl in the game so far, Carmilla, which of course looks nothing like she's suposed to. It's a nice try Konami, but it does not suffice to repair my broken soul! You fuckers this is like making a new smash bros game and having Mario being a bald lawyer with no stache! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE!

Why does the gaming industry in general insist on fucking ruining my childhood? first sonic team had to run Sonic into the ground, Blizzard completely murdered the warcraft lore, capcom reused Megaman until the mere sight of him drove people mad, GOD! stop ruining the good things!

Fuck you Konami! fuck you!

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