The Sony Service Ladies:
PS1 Lady
Playstation 1 Lady first came on the scene in 1994 and a lot of people were dazzled by her freshness and polygon displaying abilities. However, like the "service lady" you found yourself paying for her service, but most of the time you what you ended up with was her overheating and her not working. A simple resolution to this problem was to flip her upside down and continue on with your business. She is very popular with the pirate folks because she is cheap! Cheap! Cheap! And later in her life she stole a new trick from N64 Dame, vibrating!
PS2 Lady
In 2000 the PS2 Lady was in high demand. Apparently someone over-booked her and she was not available to everyone on her public release date. Her public relation manager blamed her outfit manufacture for the delay, but everyone knew it was a Sony scheme to drive up sales. Since her first day out in the world, she has become one of the best selling commodity that Sony created. She can do pretty much everything PS1 Lady can do and sometimes will even "upgrade" those gaming experiences. Like her PS1 colleague she is a pirate favorite.
PS3 Lady
The PS3 Lady is still fairly new to the scene and is struggling pretty badly compared to the other seventh generation console gals. Upon her marked arrival she was known to be one of the more expensive console gals to be released in limited showings. This caused rabid fans and online reseller opportunists to camp out for weeks to get their hands on her. She is a complete console diva andstole borrowed that motion sensing technology from Wii Girl.
Some of you (fanboys and fangirls) might be incline to ask why do they look like "service ladies", and the answer to that is relatively simple: they are the end product of Sony. Being "service ladies-like" they end up working very well together. They seem to love wearing makeup as well and they all seem to wear some form of article clothing that can be zipped, button, and closed in front. Pirates seem to love the first two Ladies, and strangely enough Sony, like the pirates who they despise, is notorious for copying ideas from other console gals. On another note, there have been rumors floating around at Sony Headquarters that a new girl is being trained.
PS1 Lady
Playstation 1 Lady first came on the scene in 1994 and a lot of people were dazzled by her freshness and polygon displaying abilities. However, like the "service lady" you found yourself paying for her service, but most of the time you what you ended up with was her overheating and her not working. A simple resolution to this problem was to flip her upside down and continue on with your business. She is very popular with the pirate folks because she is cheap! Cheap! Cheap! And later in her life she stole a new trick from N64 Dame, vibrating!
PS2 Lady
In 2000 the PS2 Lady was in high demand. Apparently someone over-booked her and she was not available to everyone on her public release date. Her public relation manager blamed her outfit manufacture for the delay, but everyone knew it was a Sony scheme to drive up sales. Since her first day out in the world, she has become one of the best selling commodity that Sony created. She can do pretty much everything PS1 Lady can do and sometimes will even "upgrade" those gaming experiences. Like her PS1 colleague she is a pirate favorite.
PS3 Lady
The PS3 Lady is still fairly new to the scene and is struggling pretty badly compared to the other seventh generation console gals. Upon her marked arrival she was known to be one of the more expensive console gals to be released in limited showings. This caused rabid fans and online reseller opportunists to camp out for weeks to get their hands on her. She is a complete console diva and
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