I'm a Huge Dork

I saw this ad pop up on some site I immediately forgot about (how ironic...). I resisted the temptation to make this crummy edit for all of five seconds. My inner nerd is thoroughly amused by this.

And yes, that is his name. Why don't you remember him? Well, Ant is another character randomly injected into Sammy's vague past, like Alan Malkovich was in Fusion. Also, he's not that dead trooper in front of Kraid's door in Super Metroid; Other M takes place afterwards. Speaking of Other M, it's launching in the States in June, as of now.

...Also I made this:
...Seriously, don't ask.

...Also, read right-to-left.