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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Shotgun Napalm


A vertically-challenged goblin arms dealer, alias "Shotgun Napalm", less commonly referred to with her real name, Nadine Palmer...because she generally reacts negatively to it, to put it simply.

Shotty prefers ranged weapons. Especially if it's needlessly oversized, is loud, puts giant holes in things, and requires more than five permits to legally own. In particular, she fawns over "The Hot Gun", a weapon so dangerously even it's extremely volatile ammunition requires signed wavers in order to purchase it. Her fondness of carnage aside, Shotty is very strict about her business, and always makes absolutely sure any transactions she does are legal. It was hard enough to get the permit to run her shop in the first place, and she'd rather not lose it, which factors into...

Shotty, thanks to her build and stature, is often mistaken for a child, which she's very, very sensitive about. Some people claim that part of the reason she decided to open a gun shop is so she could throw the papers in their faces and flash her ID to prove she wasn't. It was still a nightmare for her obtaining them, and putting up with it probably lead to her fondness for paperwork.

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