Yay! Fanart!

After drawing a Mario and Peach picture for BrokenTeapot on DeviantArt to save one of his pic, I was awarded with a free drawing. I gave him a few options to choose from and he chose Vincent Night (Who can blame him? Tentacle Bard!).

I normally do not make requests/spam others to draw my characters, but I love it when my friends like Christophe and Zach does one. Makes me feel all fuzzy inside. Or is that just an erection? Well in either case, the piece is here:

http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/art/Tentacle-Bard-Vincent-Night-120233267

Wait i'll copy t... oh it's done

This is both amazing and incredibly depressing. This looks like one of those futuristic computers u see in sci-fi series or movies that load everything instantly.

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What they did was take 24 256GB Samsung MLC SSD's and put them in RAID in a beefed up PC, and show how fucking incredibly fast it was.

I think i got an erection from watching that.

Complete Royalty and Needy NEC Cousins

Left: Neo Geo Queen
Right: 3DO Empress

Complete Royalty:

These two ladies are not related in any hardware manner, instead they are just ridiculously over priced upon their arrival and are still are for their age. The only reason the PS3 was not included was because of her relation to the Sony Service Ladies.

Neo Geo Queen
Neo Geo Queen has and will always live a high profile life. Prior to debuting as a console she strutted her unreaching prowness as the MVS Queen. This made her strictly available to only hotels and the highest bidders. Quickly modifying her clothes she came out to public, but because of her high class she was out of range for 90% of the population. Even if you did managed to land a date with her she only requested the expensive game diet, with each as expensive as any other Console Gal. She's snotty, but if you indulge her she will love and return the favor every time.

3DO Empress
The Empress came out competiting with the likes of Genesis Girl and SNES Girl. However, with her crazy price tag and limited papparazzi media coverage she sizzled at the side. To compare, the 3DO Empress' debut price is still higher than that of PS3 Lady. She is pretty well mannered and enjoys talking to the public.

Left: TurboGrafx-16 Lady
Right: PC-FX Enchantress

Needy NEC Cousins:

The Needy NEC Cousins are one that are always looking for people to love them. While they have a small following Sony, Sega, and Nintendo managed to ousted them out of the spotlight.

TurboGrafx-16 Lady
TurboGrafx-16 Lady came at a bad time. The market had Console Gals at every corner of the market. She comes off as needy at time, but that is only because the fans all gravitate to SNES and Genesis Girl instead. In the Japanese market where they have named her PC-Engine she enjoyed a bit more success then the Megadrive Girl (Genesis Girl).

PC-FX Enchantress
After witnessing some success with TurboGrafx-16 Lady in Japan, NEC went ahead and released PC-FX Enchantress to outdue the likes of PS1 Lady, Saturn Hostess, and N64 Dame. However her miserable failure led her to give up her dream. Like most internet anime characters she went into the an alternative business to pay the bills. As such she became quite a bitch, but is well known for her close ties to the hentai businesses.

Asians love Pandie

Maybe it's the big hips.


Awesome pic done by BittenHard for Pandie's Bday. The costume is based on the Pandawas from Wakfu.

Huge thanks to Bitten especially considering he's been doing his annual military service.

Money Troubles

Well, I'm not in a great mood. Apparently some asshat managed to hack into my Paypal account and really screw my life up. Even though I've reversed the transactions...well it really can't be that easy, can it? Now, yes, I reversed the transactions...but Paypal decided to pool all the money from them into my Paypal account and then bar me from them until I jump through their little hoops.

After doing so, it turns out I STILL have limited access, and all that hard-earned cash is effectively floating in limbo, since I can't spend or transfer it (I can, however, make more money appear in a lifeless void for no reason). I forgot to mention that Paypal "refunded" my money by WITHDRAWING IT FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT.


To make matters worse, my bank itself is utterly failing at it's job by listing all my recent transactions as withdrawals, so I have no idea what the hell is going on. I'm hoping that I'm able to resolve this soon, because it's very, very, VERY stressful to have more than $200 in a place I can't get at it...

Pedo win

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It'd b so awkward to invite people over ur bedroom and have like 15 of those in there, and totally worth it!

It's "Pandieday"

It's my character Pandie's Bday, she was created 3 years ago today by Zach for me. (meaning technically Zach's her daddy)


I didn't go around annoying people to draw anything for the occasion,but i did wanna at least do a blog entry for it. She's easily one of my favs though.

Sony Service Ladies

From Top Left clockwise: PS1 Lady, PS2 Lady, PS3 Lady

The Sony Service Ladies:

Some of you (fanboys and fangirls) might be incline to ask why do they look like "service ladies", and the answer to that is relatively simple: they are the end product of Sony. Being "service ladies-like" they end up working very well together. They seem to love wearing makeup as well and they all seem to wear some form of article clothing that can be zipped, button, and closed in front. Pirates seem to love the first two Ladies, and strangely enough Sony, like the pirates who they despise, is notorious for copying ideas from other console gals. On another note, there have been rumors floating around at Sony Headquarters that a new girl is being trained.

PS1 Lady
Playstation 1 Lady first came on the scene in 1994 and a lot of people were dazzled by her freshness and polygon displaying abilities. However, like the "service lady" you found yourself paying for her service, but most of the time you what you ended up with was her overheating and her not working. A simple resolution to this problem was to flip her upside down and continue on with your business. She is very popular with the pirate folks because she is cheap! Cheap! Cheap! And later in her life she stole a new trick from N64 Dame, vibrating!

PS2 Lady
In 2000 the PS2 Lady was in high demand. Apparently someone over-booked her and she was not available to everyone on her public release date. Her public relation manager blamed her outfit manufacture for the delay, but everyone knew it was a Sony scheme to drive up sales. Since her first day out in the world, she has become one of the best selling commodity that Sony created. She can do pretty much everything PS1 Lady can do and sometimes will even "upgrade" those gaming experiences. Like her PS1 colleague she is a pirate favorite.

PS3 Lady
The PS3 Lady is still fairly new to the scene and is struggling pretty badly compared to the other seventh generation console gals. Upon her marked arrival she was known to be one of the more expensive console gals to be released in limited showings. This caused rabid fans and online reseller opportunists to camp out for weeks to get their hands on her. She is a complete console diva and stole borrowed that motion sensing technology from Wii Girl.