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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Fuck yes! Finally something to look forward to



It looks like a good one too! granted, there's been real bad Lupin movies/OAVs in the past ("Return of the Magician" springs to mind), but those are rare and few.

The newer movies have in fact been really good, I'm hoping this will be as good as "Episode 0: First Contact", a special from 2002 which was rather well done.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Back at the camp

By Bitten:



Seems to be a running theme for pandas in fantasy to love alcohol. They sure are friendly when they're tipsy.
Monday, October 10, 2011

There once was a lil Pandawa

By Bitten:



Ages ago me and Bitten played Wakfu, it was a disappointing experience and for me to list the reasons why would take too long.

However, we both still find the Pandawas in the game to be charming. Recently, Bitten decided to give Wakfu another go, and although he says it's a lil better, it's still pretty bad in general.

Which is a shame, cause them pandas are adorable.
Wednesday, October 05, 2011

The Bard Class. PART 1


WHY THE BARD CLASS ?
I know what you're thinking. The bard class is pretty useless I would rather be a thief or perhaps a warrior of some sort. They do not get the best weapons (typically a musical instrument) or armor. They do not have the highest levels of magic. What's the point of being a bard? Well, being a bard has many perks. The first is that you are not dependent on your party, they are dependent on you. A bard is more or less a support in your party. In general they just hang out in the back and effect the status of everyone and everything around them. That's right, they do a whole lot of shit by doing very little. In fact while your defense grunts and knight warriors are taking the blunt force of the attacks the bard is chilling out in the back checking out the hot mage in her skin tight towel magical robe and occasionally throwing a tune here or there to lower an enemy's stat or increase the party's own stat. Depending on the bard's skills they may even heal you with music/magic. Generally, the bard waits until the last possible moment to do anything because they love to remind you of how important they really are. And if you don't believe that, they will leave you to die and will just join another party or hit on other characters at the bar.

KNOW THY BARD
Now that you understand the general concept of a bard, it can be confusing to know exactly the types of bards that exists. There are generally three categories that a bard can be in Useful, Entertaining, or Useless. The bards can switch between all three of these categories with ease.

THE USEFUL BARD

The useful bard are the ones that actually does what they are suppose to do, be your support for your party. These are the ones that are awesome because they effect the stats of everyone on the field. Is that boss ridiculously difficult? The bard can lower their defense and raise your attack. It's a win situation for the bard and you! The warrior gets the satisfaction of killing something, and the bard survives to tell the tale of how they managed to save their fellow party to some foul beast they won by taming it with their sheer sexiness.

While it is not required, some bards are equipped with a form of weaponry that is not their instrument to physically battle. A few have opted to fused the two items together, but those bards tend to be self-sufficient and are just using you for the time being. They will help you live, but only because you are currently much more useful to them alive then dead...for the time being.

THE ENTERTAINING BARD
The entertaining bards are typically NPC characters because they are either currently not working in a party, or had the unfortunate event of impregnating 3 out of the females in their previous parties. What can I say? Shit happens.

Female bards are currently just trying to find a better and prettier group to be with. Or are currently in the state of "experimenting" with their various party members.

These bards are typically found in bars and in town away from danger. They often secretly advertise themselves when they sing about tales and legends. De-cyphering them is pretty easy, one who sings of tales of where a wicked beast has slain all are ones who have abandoned their party to some deadly faith, but at least they know where the good loots are. If they are singing about themselves they are likely to be a useless bard. If they are singing to the opposite sex, they will strum their lute for you in your bed chambers...for free! The ones who sing of a their successful journey are ones who will help you for the right price. The ones who are slurring are currently drunk and about to piss in their clothes.

Be forewarn, the other party member's reputation are often affected by what the bard sings about you. If you're going to be a douche to the bard, don't be surprise if he or she sonnet some of your "secrets" to the world.

THE USELESS BARD
The useless bards are the ones that join your party after you have paid their "fee" and you expect them to do shit for you since you paid them, but they end up becoming more of a burden on you and your party. These bards end up using all your items, they raise stats at inappropriate times, or they just down right refuse to battle when you need them most. Some even have useless stat effector like raising basket weaving skills.

Typically these bards are full of themselves and gloat about how great they are, but when the battle begins they typically are not around and most of the time they have a high level in finding hiding places. If your party somehow survives and you confront the bard about their where-about they will often claim to be either scouting ahead for their enemies back-up or had to take a shit. They are often found eating some fruit after the battle even though your party have not eaten in the past two days because they have "lost" their rations.


NEXT TIME: The sub-classes of bards
Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Neat TF2 movie: "Heavy's Revelation"

MisterMild's new movie, he says in the description it's an experiment in storytelling.


Gotta say, I thought it was well done.

Heavy sort of represents the mentality I've been preaching about lately. That "max dmg is all you need" mentality that's oddly popular in team based games.

It's nice to see a nice lil story like this.
Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Maybe I'll Wear My Other Scarf



One of these days I'll get around to making more original pointless palette swaps for fun.
Tuesday, October 04, 2011

My alias gets more mail than I do

Somehow, my Facebook alias got snail mail. I can't imagine how though, the address on it is wrong, close, but wrong.


I love the fact it says "Senhor Tof" on the front, I'm going to save this just for that. Ain't even gonna open it.
Monday, October 03, 2011

FW: Tales of inadequate MMO players

This is a couple of stories of what NOT to do in a MMORPG, these are a couple of experiences i've had in Forsaken World with people:

This is something I've seen lately in forsaken world more and more: People who don't know wtf their roles is.



Example 1: Right idea, wrong equipment.

My mage, Mishie, did her first level 60 instance in FW today. We had a fairly balanced party: 2 healers, 1 tank, and 3 DPS (1 of them being me).

Very early the healers immediately felt something was wrong: His health was going down strangely fast.

I decided then to inspect the Stoneman's armor. The equipment was all good quality (all blue stuff) but, nearly NONE of it had defense bonuses. I asked what build he was, and he replied marble (The tanking/defensive build) and how much defense he had, he replied 600.

We weren't gonna get far. As reference a DPS class would have around 480 def, which is low.

I told him that my level 56 stoneman has 744 defense without any buffs on, Which i don't think he believed seeing as he was level 62 with his mere 600 or so def. We did the rest of the instance, and by that i mean we got brutally murdered on account that he again got 8+ mobs to attack him at once.

After the instance, he PM'd me, and we had a convo that went like this:

Note: for the sake of readability, i shall write his part of the convo in a more... proper english than the one he used.

  • Idiot: what's the nick of your protector?
  • Me: AzureSlate
  • Idiot: Get him here
  • Me: Now? why?
  • Idiot: I wanna see his armor
*I go and switch*
  • Idiot: Lol, you have green equips
  • Me: I go for defense bonuses, especially on upper equips.
  • Me: Upper body armor does not have any defense as a base stat, only attack and health, I aim for equipment that has def  bonuses on everything.
  • Me: Also, all the gems I put into my armor are defense ones
  • Idiot: But level 1 defense gems only give +10 defense
*I facepalm and reply*
  • Me: Every lil bit helps, all the level 1 gems i got on give me +40, that's quite a bit.

There was a pause, like he realized how stupid he'd been. See, his equipement was expensive, full of high level expensive gems, but they were attack and crit related, which on a tank, makes no sense.

If you're a tank with low defense, you're really not furfilling your role are you?

But I felt a lil bad, so i told him:

  • Me: Your build is probably better to solo mobs, but as i said, I'm going for pure tanking. I don't care about any other stat at all.

Just trying to make myself sound like I'm weird for wanting a lot of defense as a tank so he feels a lil better about his poor choices.

As much as I may think someone is stupid, if they aren't mean or insulting me, I don't wanna make them feel bad. It's the way I am.

There was another pause, and then he replied

  • Idiot: I'm going to get level 60-62 armor now
  • Me: Hopefully you will have higher def

So many things I could had said to the guy, but I didn't wanna be a dick.


Note: 29 def  + 8 def  + 10 def out of a piece of armor that gives 0 base def, yea, it's green, but no blue one had def even close to this.




Example 2: Wrong idea, equipment is irrelevant.

Mishie was once in a party for God's Trial instance where the group had no healer except a bard. Now, all bards after a certain level can heal, no matter what talent tree they pick. So we assumed we'd be ok.

The run was a disaster, the bard never healed anyone for the entire 30mins, it was terrible and slow.

After that run, I did another one, and as luck would have it, i got paired up with the same fucker again. I couldn't stand it and confronted the bard about it.

He replied: "I am a Wind Bard".


Here's what the different talent tress for bard do:
  • Water - Offensive skill improvement, additional and longer lasting buffs, increases defensive capability of the bard.
  • Light - Enhance ability to heal, gain ability to resurrect others. focuses on defense support. greatly increases the survivability of the party
  • Wind - Increases party movement speed, increases bard's DPS. Yea, that's about it.
Who the fuck would play a bard as a DPS class? I didn't even care about the bard's build since ALL bards can heal, but that was his excuse.

Here's how the convo went:

  • Fag: use potions, I can't heal you guys all the time.
  • Me: what's the cooldown on your fucking healing spell? 2 mins? cause that's how long we needed healing before we died.
  • Helpful mage: it's 6 secs.
  • Fag: are you too poor to buy potions?
  • Me: THERE'S AN INFINITE SOURCE OF MANA RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! JUST HEAL US FUCKER! WHY WOULD YOU PLAY A SUPPORT CLASS AND NOT SUPPORT!
  • Fag: Get a life, i play for fun!
  • Me: how does what you've said make any sense? you're as high leveled as i am, except you've been playing your class wrong the entire time! how is being useless and a handicap for your teammates any fun?
  • Me: You can't do decent DPS, you can't revive anyone, you heal poorly, you buffs suck compared to other bards, what ARE you good for? running?
  • Me: If you want to do DPS, play vampire, mage or even marksman! your existence makes no sense!

There was a long pause, after which he left. I like to think he went to make a marksman.

In essence, a Bard is an AWESOME party class: Provides multiple buffs and AoE healing. So why would you throw all of that away to make a bellow average DPS class?



The Most common problem i see with MMORPG players is that, EVERYONE wants to be DPS. but, why?

Think about it, what the most basic thing you need in a party? a healer and a tank. everything else is accessory. As a DPS class you're not only replaceable, you're not even necessary to begin with. Especially in FW, because it seems that during the closed beta it was determined that 1 defense is worth 3 attack.


You don't even have to limit this fact to MMOs, even a FPS like TF2, if a team has a medic or 2, and they're up against a team of equal numbers and skill with no healing, the team with healing will win most of the time.

Both the players i mentioned in my examples made the same mistake, they ignored their role of their class and went for damage. Best players are always the ones that know their role, and work towards improving it.