Tight leather ≠ good game.

Am i the only one that is tired of games where the main character is so god damned awesome and overpowered in the intro that he or she can kill hordes of enemies in the game's intro without even trying and say stupid lines while doing it?

Maybe i am, but this game takes the cake...

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This game is called Bayonetta, but could b easily called "Mary Sue: the game", and it is one of those games. A very obvious Devil may cry rip off, and the intro fucking made my brain hurt. At a few points she jumps into the air in, as best as i can describe it, a "weeeeee!" manner, all her limbs stretched out, and somehow firing all 4 of her guns (how are those on her feet even shooting?) while just looking straight forward, and somehow every shot hits her enemies.

When did everyone just became Goku? What are eyes for? no one seems to need eyes anymore. and please, don't ever miss a shot, that would ruin the character's credibility.

The story seems to be a minor aspect, gameplay seems stolen from so many other games. But what pisses me off about the game is they're trying to entirely sell it on sex appeal.

During the intro, you can see the camera dancing around her ass and doing crotch close ups. Some her her moves make her become exposed by remaining into a V swimsuit, and looks like some special moves rend her completely naked as her suit attacks.

I'm sorry, but, I've seen hentai games which were way more credible. This thing is trying to b an hentai game so bad, except it can't. It reminds me of "DOA: extreme volleyball". The volleyball was like, a minigame, what the game was is a censored hentai game. Nothing more! but ninja team were trying to be subtle about it.

This is like a BAD hentai game, because they're a lot less subtle about it, but it seems u can't really get a good look at the whore cause of the type of game it is. I wouldn't b surprised if there was a model viewer unlockable in this though, or alternative sluttier costumes.

At least in an hentai game, you'd b give the choice to:

• Compliment her hairstyle.
• Throw a stick have have her costume fetch it.
• Give her a spanking.
• Reap!

I'm all for adult games on consoles, there's like nothing out there, and just some jap stuff for PC. But this game, it's just a cheap cocktease ripoff with a fucking Mary Sue as main character.