2's company, 3's a party.

So for some reason, now Jimmy wants to join the blog too. can't say I'm bothered by it or that it's annoying, but i JUST FINISHED SETTING UP EVERYTHING FOR ZACH! XD

God damn bad timing, if his highness lord Bui (giggles) would had decided as such sooner i would had done all the changes at once. oh well, it's always like that.

So the avatar theme we're going with here is to have one of our female characters as a kirby enemy. in Jimmy's case he picked Shaniqua, from whom all i know is that she's black, has a nice ass, and dresses up like a Nanman. (See dynasty warriors awesomeness)

Long story short:

I can't help but to take other people's creations and molest them...

Other than that, was lonely most of the day and had time to break a few records on tf2:
- New damage record on soldier, I held that team back for like 5 mins with an engy helpin me.
- Finally was arsed to use a sniper, didn't last 10 mins though, was so boring...
- Tied with medic domination, which is pretty damn easy really...

Only other noteworthy things to mention, the last Nerfnow comic kinda shocked me, that's not the kind of stuff i expect when checking online comics and can't wait til this dumb arc is over. but the lastest Menage a 3 makes a point i never thought about.

I can't stand this comic.

Since no one checked the blog yet, and i'm a lil bored, imma add a lil rant of sorts.

So i wandered off on DA, and found a link to AWD's comic "The roomies". The plot of it is very similar to the plot of the comic i had back in the day. Like mine, his plot involves 2 girls and a boy moving in together in an apartment to attend college, but unlike mine, none of the characters knew each other prior to moving in together, which just feels fucking weird...

First the plot: I just dunno, the way the 2 girls meet, although random, is somehow believable. that part is ok and the fact they decide to become roomies is fine, so far so good. But the way Andy put himself into the comic, is just, well... it just plain seems pulled out of someone's ass. Would 2 girls really move in with a total stranger just off a bus? are those girls so dumb? he could b a ducking serial killer for fuck's sake. I mean they don't even CONSIDER it, they instantly ASK him to b roommates, what the fucking hell?

Note that other people, including myself, have used such a plot, as it's just every guy's dream really, but most people try to introduce the situation in a believable way.

Menage a 3 made Garry's roommates turn out to b flaming homos that would moving out, putting Garry in dire need of finding new roommates, he actually interviews lots of people and eventually gets to the 2 girls that end up becoming his roomies. while Didi's a whore and surely wouldn't mind getting poked anyway, this works because the one lookin for the roommates is the guy, and like i said there's an interview process so Zii could tell Garry was harmless (geek look, comic book nerd, quite some hints.)

In my comic, some of the characters already knew each other before hand. Bliss is Tof's childhood friend that have been separated in their early teens, but kept in touch through letters. I her new home, Tephra's Bliss best female friend, and both want to attend the academy but can't afford the expanses by themselves, and Bliss Invites Tof to join them to make the cost manageable. Call me crazy, but i thought that since Bliss and Tof have a long and close friendship, and complete trust in each other, it'd b conceivable.

Anyway, there's many kinds of comics, some try to tell a story, and being funny becomes secondary (here's lookin at u LFG). some value humor way above any sort of carefully written plot (Josh Lesnick's Girly is awesome! and yea, I believe he just makes up the story as he goes). But, i can't tell what kind AWD's comic is.

If one were to go through a process of elimination, one would say that since his plot is weak, and on top of that, quite poorly executed, then it must b one of the funny ones, right? Only one problem with that, it's not funny at all...

Maybe it's me, could b, but i thought most of the comic were really really boring and predictable, at no point i even giggled at it. At some points, i thought to myself "...why is that supposed to b funny?". Come to think of it, I've never seen AWD draw anything funny. I could blame Zach cause he has draw some of the funniest shit I've seen, but fuck, AWD may b a decent artist, but fails at humor. Also, the plot is progressing epicly slow, and the comics feel way too long for the amoung of story in them so far. EVERYTHING feels like a filler.

In short, it's still way better than "Las Lindas" by Chalo (that comic actually depressed me and the main character is a huge slut, so, fuck it). but still confirms my theory that people who can draw comics well can't produce funny or intresting stuff, and those who can do funny stuff can't draw worth shit, and exceptions are VERY RARE!

AWD would b better off getting a writer who is funny and starting this whole mess all over, or perhaps just quit.

Sup Doc?

Yesterday i was at work and wasnt feeling well, asked to leave and went home, tried to find a clinic but somehow no luck. today i still felt like vomiting constantly, so asked my mom to find me a Doc, and we eventually managed. had to miss work again but can't b helped.

I'm on meds now, but the Doc said that it could b potentially serious with the liver or gallbladder, and maybe even both. is i don't get better, might have to end up doing an endoscopy, and crist, those suck. Either way, gettin old and gonna have to start being more careful of what i eat and shit.

Anyway, fucking love Menage a 3 more and more! Zii just keeps being cooler and cooler. I'm starting to think Didi won't even b a main character in this thing. The story seems more about Zii and Garry so far. Didi's just a a common "lust interest".

epic lulz were had from this Awkward zombie comic! i fucking love relationship drama between men! the gayness of the fit Roy pulls is just delicious. Face in the 2nd to last panel is win, am i right?

"We are venom"

Mmmm, let's see.

Well, a few days ago Zach said he'd b interested in having a blog, seeing as no one of u fuckers check this blog besides him, but i do enjoy keeping a blog up, i offered Zach to join my own blog as a co-author.

After playing hard to get for 3 days, he accepted, and I've been setting up stuff to make the blog more appropriate for 2 people.

I really should tweak Roja a bit later, but I made these for obvious reasons:

Debbie dee and Roja doo

Mmm, now to new stuff in webcomics, i especially loved the new Menage a 3, it pretty much settles that Zii is my favorite webcomic character ever. No wonder people think of her as a boy, she's more into chicks than some dudes are. Gotta love a girl that swings both ways. I just can't help but imagine how awkward it'd b for Garry to have her watch his porn next to him.

Latest F@nboy$ is ok, actually funny and a lil gross at the same time if u think too much about it. I do like that the clothes and shoes come with the skin though.

Nerf Now and Penny arcade aren't particularly interesting of funny at the moment, and the last Dr. McNinja was pretty gross, so i won't even bother linking them.

First internship meeting day

So this morning i had a meeting in college, which lasted like 10 mins, and it was great. not the meeting itself or anything up to it, that was horrid. but because i get to rest home and not catch a cold at work.

I get to chill at home where it's warm, which is nice cause i so was feeling like I'm gonna get sick any sec cause of work. I've been eating like crap, no breakfasts and feeling sick til like 11am, weak and cold all morning and only been sleepin 4 hours all this week.

Haven't updated as much cause no one checks this besides Zach, so yea. I just keep updating it for kicks.

Mmm, comics...

I dunno why, but i loved this awkward zombie comic, i was laughing by panel 2. Katie is a pretty funny comic artist and i love how she portraits those 2 characters. She single-handedly made me love Marth and Roy.

I guess I'm a fan of hers

Penny arcade feels like fucking Seinfeld now, i swear. it's like Seinfeld but with a theme, but at the same time, not. it's "the show about the nothing of videogames" sort of.

Dr McNinja is such a cool comic because it's very unpredictable, and it actually makes u wanna know what's gonna happen. i wonder if that's Marty in the last panel, i can't imagine how that's gonna turn out.

Nerf now is doing a predictable Megaman comic where the good guys are bad and the bad are good, i am so not interested in it.

in Menage a 3, stuff getting kinda personal there... I can't tell if Zii "likes" Garry, but it's getting really personal. i can't help but wonder if she's gonna end up raping him. her facial expression are really awesome, that artist has a lot of emotion range.

Still waiting on Instantz to release One Piece episodes, there's really falling behind, there's like 3 new ones that people can check on youtube as it is.

Lil unimportant updates.

Nothing ubber interesting today. Added a lil link on the right for the wiki, which i spent like 5 hours tinkering with. (No one was on today.)

now, comic updates:

Last VGcats just wasn't funny at all to me. Sure, Leo's stupid, but bleh, doesn't mean it's funny.

I don't know what the fuck Nerfnow is doing... MM9 is not a theme i find funny right now.

And shit's slow in Menage a 3, the previous comic of them yelling over the whore's screams as she's killing her partner were funny, and ends up that Garry doesn't even like coffee was funny. I guess this one is funny too, but... meh, slow week.

Also, not safe for work, but i love this lil animation.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KONAMI???

YOU SONS OF BITCHES WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ERIC!!!

from the game's site here.

This is a travesty! they're stabbing directly into my fucking soul! NONE OF THE CHARACTERS LOOK AS THEY SHOULD!!!

But that's not even the worse part, they don't look the right age, height, ethnic race, hair and eye color, what the fucking hell Konami?

It's like they're just completely new character with the names of the Castlevania ones I've come to love and cherish! No fucking wonder Dracula asks what is a man, CAUSE IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER WHAT ACTUALLY IS A MAN IN THAT CAST!

I hope to GOD no other characters i like end up in this cast! just fill the slots with those unknown fags, like Aeon, who the fuck is Aeon? why does Dracula have a giant testicle behind his head? What the fuck happened to death? he looks like justice's deformed son! before i saw the name i thought eric was a girl! i'm rooting for Soma Cruz to b in this so they can fag him up badly!

THE ONLY DECENT DESIGN IN THERE IS FUCKING GOLEM! GOLEM FOR PITY SAKE!!!

Only 1 hot girl in the game so far, Carmilla, which of course looks nothing like she's suposed to. It's a nice try Konami, but it does not suffice to repair my broken soul! You fuckers this is like making a new smash bros game and having Mario being a bald lawyer with no stache! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE!

Why does the gaming industry in general insist on fucking ruining my childhood? first sonic team had to run Sonic into the ground, Blizzard completely murdered the warcraft lore, capcom reused Megaman until the mere sight of him drove people mad, GOD! stop ruining the good things!

Fuck you Konami! fuck you!

Sleepin til late is awesome.

When i got to work yesterday i looked so weak and miserable the boss sent me home for the rest of the week, which was awesome. I'm still slightly ill, coughing and having my nose full, so i guess the boss was right.

Also I've decided against making the blog explicitly adult. If i post anything not sake for work I'll link to it and put a warning next to it.

Mmm, today's Friday right? it should b Bittenhard's last day in the army, the good times are here again!

I guess Halloween is around the corner, judging from the last F@nboy$.

also, check out this video, it's awesome i swear!