Left: Neo Geo Queen
Right: 3DO Empress
Complete Royalty:
These two ladies are not related in any hardware manner, instead they are just ridiculously over priced upon their arrival and are still are for their age. The only reason the PS3 was not included was because of her relation to the Sony Service Ladies.
Neo Geo Queen
Neo Geo Queen has and will always live a high profile life. Prior to debuting as a console she strutted her unreaching prowness as the MVS Queen. This made her strictly available to only hotels and the highest bidders. Quickly modifying her clothes she came out to public, but because of her high class she was out of range for 90% of the population. Even if you did managed to land a date with her she only requested the expensive game diet, with each as expensive as any other Console Gal. She's snotty, but if you indulge her she will love and return the favor every time.
3DO Empress
The Empress came out competiting with the likes of Genesis Girl and SNES Girl. However, with her crazy price tag and limited papparazzi media coverage she sizzled at the side. To compare, the 3DO Empress' debut price is still higher than that of PS3 Lady. She is pretty well mannered and enjoys talking to the public.
Neo Geo Queen
Neo Geo Queen has and will always live a high profile life. Prior to debuting as a console she strutted her unreaching prowness as the MVS Queen. This made her strictly available to only hotels and the highest bidders. Quickly modifying her clothes she came out to public, but because of her high class she was out of range for 90% of the population. Even if you did managed to land a date with her she only requested the expensive game diet, with each as expensive as any other Console Gal. She's snotty, but if you indulge her she will love and return the favor every time.
3DO Empress
The Empress came out competiting with the likes of Genesis Girl and SNES Girl. However, with her crazy price tag and limited papparazzi media coverage she sizzled at the side. To compare, the 3DO Empress' debut price is still higher than that of PS3 Lady. She is pretty well mannered and enjoys talking to the public.
Left: TurboGrafx-16 Lady
Right: PC-FX Enchantress
Right: PC-FX Enchantress
Needy NEC Cousins:
The Needy NEC Cousins are one that are always looking for people to love them. While they have a small following Sony, Sega, and Nintendo managed to ousted them out of the spotlight.
TurboGrafx-16 Lady
TurboGrafx-16 Lady came at a bad time. The market had Console Gals at every corner of the market. She comes off as needy at time, but that is only because the fans all gravitate to SNES and Genesis Girl instead. In the Japanese market where they have named her PC-Engine she enjoyed a bit more success then the Megadrive Girl (Genesis Girl).
PC-FX Enchantress
After witnessing some success with TurboGrafx-16 Lady in Japan, NEC went ahead and released PC-FX Enchantress to outdue the likes of PS1 Lady, Saturn Hostess, and N64 Dame. However her miserable failure led her to give up her dream. Like most internet anime characters she went into the an alternative business to pay the bills. As such she became quite a bitch, but is well known for her close ties to the hentai businesses.
TurboGrafx-16 Lady
TurboGrafx-16 Lady came at a bad time. The market had Console Gals at every corner of the market. She comes off as needy at time, but that is only because the fans all gravitate to SNES and Genesis Girl instead. In the Japanese market where they have named her PC-Engine she enjoyed a bit more success then the Megadrive Girl (Genesis Girl).
PC-FX Enchantress
After witnessing some success with TurboGrafx-16 Lady in Japan, NEC went ahead and released PC-FX Enchantress to outdue the likes of PS1 Lady, Saturn Hostess, and N64 Dame. However her miserable failure led her to give up her dream. Like most internet anime characters she went into the an alternative business to pay the bills. As such she became quite a bitch, but is well known for her close ties to the hentai businesses.
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