Showing posts with label _BittenHard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label _BittenHard. Show all posts
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Pole Dancing: Wave
By Bitten:

Same as the others, so here we go:

Same as the others, so here we go:
Wave was originally the only daughter of a count. Bought up within nobility, she was sent to the best schools and was said to have bright future ahead of her. But that was until she hit puberty and everything went to shit.
Wave started to hang out with two punks and joined their gang of ruffians who just ride around all day and terrorize the populace. She did all the heavy substances, like Nutella and if she was feeling crazy, even cinnabuns. It's no surprise that after a crazy night of heavy consumption, she woke up and had 2 bumps of fat on her chest, and her butt felt like it had padding. She was overjoyed until she realized she also became a radioactive shade of purple.
But still, she felt no shame, she was proud of her lifestyle of irresponsible intake of calories, to the point where she actually wanted to tell others about it. But how to bring this message to others? She tried it all, from approaching random people on the street, to door to door prostrate massages.
After a while, She started seeing posters about pole dancing, and how popular that type of show was becoming, so she choose to become one as to advertise her demented lifestyle. Her performance is pleasant as long as you can't hear her nonstop preaching.
Her special move is "The drill", Where she climbs on top of the shaft, and slides spiraling down as her thighs tighten firmly around the pole.
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Pole Dancing: Rouge
By Bitten:

Again, no description by Bitten, so here's one I made up:

Again, no description by Bitten, so here's one I made up:
Rouge has been ridiculed from a young age for being a terrible at flying, the most she could do is glide down slowly. That's because of her aerodynamically incorrect body which causes the wind to flat out slap her in the tits and creates too much resistance for her to manage in sort of proper flight.
One night was she was drowning her sorrows in a local bar, when she happen to see Vanilla's performance. Wasted on grape juice, She tried to inquire a male spectator about the performance, but puked all over the man's shoes in mid sentence. The man politely explained it was a traditional fertility dance that brings the village luck and erections.
The man note that Rouge, having a physique that would be considered sloppy for a bat, would however be very fitting as a performer of this dance, because of her "big ass titties" and "sweet booty". So once she got sober enough, Rouge gave it a shot, and that's how she started her new career of rubbin her nethers on a metal pole.
Her special move is "Churning butter", where she grabs the pole firmly with both hands and strokes it downwards.
Friday, September 14, 2012
Pole Dancing: Vanilla
By Bitten:

Bitten didn't have a description for this, so I'm going to make one up:

Bitten didn't have a description for this, so I'm going to make one up:
Struggling as a single mother, Vanilla decides to take up pole dancing as a part time job. Pole dancing is an ancient traditional dance involving a young woman using her body to polish a pole. No one knows for sure what the origins of such peculiar ritual started, but it is said that it made practitioners of such activity wealthy.
However, there wasn't much demand for such performances, and the money started to run out, to the point where Vanilla had to sell her clothes for food. Soon after the point where she had to sell her bra and replaced with with 2 post-it notes, she started getting an audience somehow, clearly because she was getting good as polishing the shit out of that pole.
Even though Vanilla makes a good living rubbing herself against big metal rods, She believes that the 2 post-it notes are a good luck charm and always performs with them now. Thus bringing back this ancient form of entertainment back to the masses.
Her special move is to use her thighs on the thick hard shaft and slide down. She calls it "the fireman".
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
Monday, September 03, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Saturday, June 09, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Milotic rescue
From Bitten:
This is a possible origin story for the Milotic from that trainer Bitten likes to doodle. This is not Sofiya from Bitten's PCA group.
That trainer sorta represents Bitten in a way since that trainer's team is the team Bitten himself had in Pokemon Ruby. Although unlike this trainer, Bitten raised his Milotic from a Feebas.
This is a possible origin story for the Milotic from that trainer Bitten likes to doodle. This is not Sofiya from Bitten's PCA group.
That trainer sorta represents Bitten in a way since that trainer's team is the team Bitten himself had in Pokemon Ruby. Although unlike this trainer, Bitten raised his Milotic from a Feebas.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Monday, May 21, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Saturday, May 05, 2012
Friday, May 04, 2012
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