Belle Bottoms

Belle Bottoms is a world-renowned fashion mogul and former supermodel. She leads a very active love-life that she has a tendency to brag about unashamedly and without provocation.

I've yet to decide whether she's a several-times divorcee or just non-committal, and whether or not she has any children. What I DO know is that she totally isn't inspired by Lady Like. At all.

Who's above the lords?

Me and Zach have been laughing at this way too much:

Awesome

While searching for some adult entertainment music I stumbled upon this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmM79YadYM

Seriously, this is great and puts a smile on my face because of the major chords. :)

Ok, what the shit is this?

Remember how a while back Bitten entered the unofficial Spiral Knights art contest?

This was his entry:

EVERYONE can relate to this.

Bitten's entry was meant to go for the "Funniest" category. He lost.

Well, Bitten's pic is funny, on model, art style is nice. Surely the pic that beat him must be really neat then?

I'm sorry, what...?

...What the crap is this?

That's what Bitten lost to? I'm so confused about so many things...

First of all, unless someone told me, I wouldn't had guessed that's even Spiral Knights related. Then there's the fact this is in the "Funniest" category, how? where's the funny in this? am i missing something?

Anyone who says I'm being biased about this, well, actually fuck that, I don't think most people would disagree with me on this.

There's no way this won over Bitten's entry based on the art quality, so it HAS to have won because someone was drunk and thought it was funnier. Is it cause there's a Sonic poster in the back saying "that's no good"? I am not exagerating when I say I don't see a single funny thing in that picture?

Honestly, if you kept up with the contest, there were a lot of REALLY good entries, and all the ones that won just seem kinda shitty.

Actual picture of the judge in mid decision.
Basicly, the picture he would land on would be the winner.

Moral of the story:

Don't enter art contests that are going to be judged by a single person, because 98% of the time, it's a retard.

The contests that are judged by user votes CAN be a popularity contest rather than an art contest, but at least it's a lil more fair.

(The contents of this post only reflect my opinion, not Bitten's. Bitten was fine with losing, I'm the one that's obsessing about how absurd this is.)

Bday schedule 2011

No, not my bday, I know no one cares for that. It's the bdays of the artist boys here:

Sun, Jul 31 - Bitten's Bday

Sun, Aug 21- Zach's Bday

I'm still working on another bday present, so I'm probably going to be late for both.

TF2: Because it's almost been a month

Almost 1 month since we got 2 SOLDIER SETS? well then we need another one:



Honestly, am i the only one that DREAMS of the pyro getting an update? or just a good weapon?

Morabu & Mandragora

I already talked about Morabu before, but here's a slightly nicer picture of one. Or maybe it's slightly worse. I never really trust remaking a pic. I...have a bad track record in that regard.

Mandragora in most fiction are based on the mandrake root, or at least named for the stories about it, and just being a generic plant monster. Some works tend to depict them as being strangely adorable, despite being based on a plant that supposedly screams when pulled from the ground and kills anyone in earshot. This is, unfortunately, often coupled with an annoying voice that makes you hate the crap out of them: "I'm a GAAAAWNER".

I pictured my own crop of them being nervous and generally docile, and easy to frighten. The yelps and screams from the main, cutesy face are just harmless and cute. Harass them enough, though, and that imposing flytrap on their head is gonna start doing it, and that's when it becomes an actual threat. Oh yeah, it bites too. HARD.

This actually gave me vertigo

Trippy!